HK Chainsaw Massacre


WARNING!!!! Some of you might wanna keep your children out of reading this article…because it’ll surely ruin their believes in some popular characters…also it contains some language that motherfuckers hate. But if you like this….I’ll be glad.

In our history, there are dark periods when the population confronted with some of the most sadistic things possible…massacres. We know how many people were slain in these kind of actions, in the past. Thousands and thousands died because of their lack of war-preparations or fighting skills.

We hoped that this is something that will be a mark of the past…but, my friends, we are very wrong. We though that evil will not be back in the same way…but it did…it took advantage of the cutest shit ever created [for some of you] and the stupidest thing [for me].

My friends, I welcome you to the Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre:

A group of people were enjoying a long trip to the evergreen land of Marioland. They saw pokemons and digital monsters playing all the way. It was sunny and no clouds on the sky but one in shape of a donut. Then another cloud in shape of a police officer came and ate the donut.

These people arrived at Mario’s palace. Here…a strange silence…then…screaming. They investigated and they realised only that Luigi lost a game of DoTA. He was kicking the butler but in the end he calmed down.

Mario welcomed these young men and women to his room. Here we could see all sorts of mushrooms. “When I enter a new level I must be high” said Mario while eating a mushroom, a big red juicy one. “This is called <<La pineta de la poosey>> “. It is very tasteful…and it makes you fly.

One of the boys tried to sit at the table and eat something but in that moment the head of the pricess came flying thru the window.

“OHH NO” said Mario, “Who will keep me company while taking a s**t now?”…we sense the sadness in his voice.

The our villain appeared…

“Hello!” said HK.

“Hello Kitty” everybody said.

“I’m here to kill you”.

“Okay Kitty…with what?” Mario asked.

“WITH THIS!!!” said HK showing them the chainsaw. Everybody started to laugh. Mario then said “What in the Donut Land is that?”.

“This is the mighty HK chaisaw…with this I’ll conquer the world”.

“No…you’ll not” said a strange voice..it was Lord Bowser. “I’m the one who will conquer the world”. Then a mysterious thing happened. HK touched Bowser with the chainsaw and he immediately transformed into a lovely cute looking pussycat.

“We are doomed’ said Mario. And he fell down on the ground.

[to be continued]

Well I tried to write something funny but in the end I managed to create a fan fiction…not my intention but this is it. Now I have too many ideas so I’ll continue this one another time, soon[er than you expect].

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