Essay – Fake lips, booze = horny


May contain inappropriate language, ideas and depictions. You have been warned.

As written in the scriptures of the mighty Ecchi Gods: Every man has the right to dream about Idols, every man has the right to consume alcohol in order to help him create the perfect scenario in the presence of an Idol and therefore every man has the right to use the newest horny-to-lust fake Idol lips. That was written and sealed.

The story of the fake Idol lips is something totally new to me.

Let’s say you have a “thing” for a japanese idol. You bought her DVD’s, you decorated your room with posters and pictures of hers. You even broke up with your girl when she caught you fappin at those images. U realized that your love for that Idol is so intense that you would like to kiss her – to offer her your precious little lusty love.

Now, because the love people share for gravure idols – have been invented the fake idol lips – made out of silicone and having the shape that imitates the real lips of some gravure idols.

You achieve the booze – you get the lips. You open the bottle – you attach the lips. You drink – you “kiss” the idol. You get fucked-up – you have nasty dreams. You drink some more – you fap [again].

Simple, isn’t it?

It is a strange idea, and it’s stranger seeing someone thinking this way. Attach – drink – imagine – three steps that will bring you closer to the idol paradise. Bitch naw!! My personal opinion says that this is pretty fucktarded. But that’s just me. Maybe you already purchased this thing…

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