3D Porn – LOLWUT??

Wussup bitches..been awhile since my last post. I’ve been busy doing shit like that and other – but I’m still here, alive and well 😛

So, crazy title ain’t it?

I think you already heard about this.

After the 3D experience in movie theaters all over the world this idea began to be more and more often found in media creators’ minds.

Sony said that this thing could revolutionize the PS3. The people from XBox thought that games should be more interesting viewed in 3D.

After the 3D tv’s and pirated movies – it’s time for some of you [I’ll never get the chance] to see porn movies in 3D.

So, what’s tha big deal with watching people who fuck each other hard and nasty in 3D?

What’s the deal with girls showing what their mothers and maybe fathers are now proud of?

What’s the deal with people wearing 3D glasses while fapping?

What’s the deal with – okay – the deal is that one JAV [Japanese Adult Video] studio decided that movies like that  should be released as soon as possible.

So this month – two productions starring <== Mika Kayama and Yuma Asami will be available.

So ladies and gentleMEN get ready to be 3Ded by this hot chicks.

2D or 3D

It’s late again…but it seems I think much more clearly at night…so I’ll post another article regarding the “needs” of an otaku. I just read a story related to Japan’s marriage problems and there’s an excerpt that inform us that the otaku cannot have children or marry because they prefer 2D females [ O_0 ]

I’ll show you now a little part of the article about the otaku:

” And once they have stepped into the world of 2D, it is a very comforting place. 2D characters aren’t fickle, they don’t lie or betray you like real women. Consequently drawing otaku back into the world of 3D is exceedingly difficult.

However, if we cannot do this Japanese society has no future.”

Okay…the future part it’s extremely bizarre, since even if we are otaku and we love 2D characters, we still enjoy the beauty of a real women and we [most of us] really like the company of the real ladies.

Just because some men don’t have a family, doesn’t mean that Japan is doomed. It’s not that simple to have a family. To do that, first of all, you need mulah, much mulah aka big money!

Because love cannot feed you. Even if you are a lucky man with a beautiful wife besides you, sometimes, things will go crazy. We all know that women have this thing for starting a fight over minor things.

Many men think that they don’t deserve a certain type of women [totally wrong].

But still, we prefer 3D females, no matter what. How can you say that this is not something you like???

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There are several differences between 2D and 3D. The most important ones are:

the 2D females will never argue with you – the 3D will do that everyday

the 2D females will give you exactly what you asked them – the 3D must be convinced to do that thing

the 2D females can help you fantasize – the 3D will help you accomplish what you’ve been dreaming about

the 2D cannot offer you love – the 3D can offer you love [but that implies some costs]

the 2D always look fresh, cute and sweet – the 3D are beautiful “behind a mask”

the 2D never die – the 3D are mortals and you always cry when they are gone

the 2D are your virtual friends – the 3D could make excellent life partners

…and the list can continue. So, q.e.d. – we really need 3D figures in our lives – but we also like to embrace the “imagined” warmth of a 2D figure. Remember: don’t be fooled by a computer-based female, be fooled by a real one!!!

Dragon Ball Raging Blast

Dragon Ball Raging Blast, the latest DB themed game will be released on november 12th, for PS3 and XBOX360, no chance for PC sadly.

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Gametrailers has a lot of trailers and gameplay footage here.

Developed and published by Namco Bandai Games, Raging Blast is a 3d Action Fighter set in the violent world of the Dragon Ball universe. You can choose from a large variety of characters to show and improve your battle skills. You know, it’s like a fan-art creation. You just image two of them fighting in an arena created in your mind….woooaa…wait..why did you imagined Goku vs Piccolo? This game is not just about them. It’s about…I don’t know what’s about cuz I’ll never play this one…but I’ll watch gameplay footage on youtube and hope that someday I’ll spend some hours enjoying it.

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Still there are lots of retarded persons who will say that DB sucks and that this game is just a waste of time. So I have this message for you: KA-ME-HA-ME-HAAAAACK YOU :))